Still at the bar. I could seriously use some backup btw this bartender needs you here to clarify what "murder" means. Before I get too hammered though like for real don't kill me? You wanna mess around and get rough in the bedroom then be my guest go wild. Wait scratch that. Idk what your definition of wild is. Probably some shit that requires like nine safe words. My point is if you literally murder me and then bring me back I'm still calling off this arrangement. Put literal murder on my hard limit list.
Uh never technically but there's still time. Plus given what you just said like two minutes ago you slighting me would probably result in my death meaning you could only do it once so it happening zero times thus far does not instill my confidence in you.
Of course I do. Get over here. Just again don't literally murder me but you can murder me like figuratively or whatever if you really want. Then again I guess I don't know what exactly I'm signing myself up for by saying that but uh idk let me get a few shots deep and then we'll talk.
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Don't do that.
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So, where are you now, Newt?
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Before I get too hammered though like for real don't kill me? You wanna mess around and get rough in the bedroom then be my guest go wild.
Wait scratch that. Idk what your definition of wild is. Probably some shit that requires like nine safe words.
My point is if you literally murder me and then bring me back I'm still calling off this arrangement. Put literal murder on my hard limit list.
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When have I ever slighted you? 💖
[ uh oh, he's entered SHITTY FACETIOUS NICKNAME territory ]
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Uh never technically but there's still time. Plus given what you just said like two minutes ago you slighting me would probably result in my death meaning you could only do it once so it happening zero times thus far does not instill my confidence in you.
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[ she leaves him on that for a few seconds, but then follows it with, ]
So do you still want me to join you or not?
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Just again don't literally murder me but you can murder me like figuratively or whatever if you really want.
Then again I guess I don't know what exactly I'm signing myself up for by saying that but uh idk let me get a few shots deep and then we'll talk.