[open] Newt Geiszler

[completelycrazy]

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for bickeringscience

[completelycrazy]

[goddamn captcha.]

for edelweisse

[completelycrazy]

[captcha sux.]

OH. Well damn my apologies.
I'm like uhhh I lost track of how many shots in okay I can't be held accountable for my assumptions.
Anyway both? Both is good. Keeping our options open and all.

captcha sux

[venomosity]

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To be fair, you were just asking to get murdered.
Make up your mind, Newt.

[originallutece]

Do you have alcohol, Newt? Not a little. A lot. Enough for us both to get drunk for several days; that's the amount I'm speaking of. If not, buy us some, please.

Actually: whatever amount you're thinking of, double it. I want to be drunk for at least a week. You can get a tattoo. We'll have sex in a bounce house. That's what society does nowadays, I suppose, just debauches themselves until they're useless; we might as well go with the times.