Uh never technically but there's still time. Plus given what you just said like two minutes ago you slighting me would probably result in my death meaning you could only do it once so it happening zero times thus far does not instill my confidence in you.
Of course I do. Get over here. Just again don't literally murder me but you can murder me like figuratively or whatever if you really want. Then again I guess I don't know what exactly I'm signing myself up for by saying that but uh idk let me get a few shots deep and then we'll talk.
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When have I ever slighted you? 💖
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Uh never technically but there's still time. Plus given what you just said like two minutes ago you slighting me would probably result in my death meaning you could only do it once so it happening zero times thus far does not instill my confidence in you.
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[ she leaves him on that for a few seconds, but then follows it with, ]
So do you still want me to join you or not?
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Just again don't literally murder me but you can murder me like figuratively or whatever if you really want.
Then again I guess I don't know what exactly I'm signing myself up for by saying that but uh idk let me get a few shots deep and then we'll talk.