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[personal profile] edelweisse 2018-05-05 05:40 am (UTC)(link)
I do hope for your sake your glasses are in the middle of this expanse of broken glass, ceramics, and coffee I've walked through.
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[personal profile] edelweisse 2018-05-05 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
[First.]

I most certainly didn't break anything!!! It was like this when I arrived!!!
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[personal profile] edelweisse 2018-05-05 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
[Like. Literally when she arrived but.]

I'm giving you an excuse for your vulgarity that isn't related to how utterly drunk you are.

Really, I'm being incredibly tolerant and nice.


[Yeah.]