Do you have alcohol, Newt? Not a little. A lot. Enough for us both to get drunk for several days; that's the amount I'm speaking of. If not, buy us some, please.
Actually: whatever amount you're thinking of, double it. I want to be drunk for at least a week. You can get a tattoo. We'll have sex in a bounce house. That's what society does nowadays, I suppose, just debauches themselves until they're useless; we might as well go with the times.
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Actually: whatever amount you're thinking of, double it. I want to be drunk for at least a week. You can get a tattoo. We'll have sex in a bounce house. That's what society does nowadays, I suppose, just debauches themselves until they're useless; we might as well go with the times.